Halloween or Bust! Getting Ready for Year End Parties at Da House!

Man, I can’t believe Halloween is already here! Thought I had plenty of dog treats on hand for all the visitors to our “Dog House”, but I think that darn cat Slasher keeps taking them to give to his cat friends! Now I’m worried we won’t have enough for the party! And don’t get me started on decorations! Every time I try to put up streamers (which is darn hard for a 3-legged dog) he comes along and shreds them! Even my costume isn't safe from Slasher…I wanted to dress up as Mickey Mouse this year (I kinda look like him – only more handsome), but when I put on the costume, here comes Slasher out of nowhere and he blindsides me! He knocked me off my feet (how embarrassing), and then pinned me down and hissed in my face. My barking seemed to wake him up finally, and when he realized where he was (and what he was doing), he ran off as fast as he could!

Good thing too, I would've given him a good tongue lashing if he'd stuck around! Luckily (for me and my self esteem), Milo and Sasha were outside making googlely eyes at each other – well, at least Sasha was making eyes at Milo…As usual, Milo was too busy playing with an ice cream cone toy we have...that lunatic dog thinks that thing is real and keeps trying to find the ice cream in it. There are times I wonder why Sasha has fallen for Milo so hard, especially when I'm available and, personally, I think I'm a better "catch."

So, I think I'll try moving on to Thanksgiving plans now – less cat appealing, I hope. Boy, we're going to need a bunch of things for the kitchen – a new breed specific paper towel holder , a few dog butlers to hold all our personal items, like dog treats, dog toys , our dog coats (as the weather will probably be really cold by then). We will also probably need those some of those dog figurine cork bottle stoppers so we can keep all the drinks fresh and flowing! I'm thinking apple cider, although Milo, being the coca cola fanatic that he is, will probably need a couple bottle stoppers for his hidden coca cola stash.

I need to make sure our guests have lots of places to lay down and stretch a bit (you know, for sleepy guests), so I need to get some dog beds as well. I think a few of the new Puppy Pawds – nice and snuggly. And I'd like a dog stroller or 2 for the little pups (and they're good for small 3-legged dogs, too)!

Well, have a safe and happy Halloween everyone! And watch out for Slasher (he's always around)!!

Your buddy,
Chico

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Hurricane Ike - What WAS that????

Can someone tell me what I missed? Obviously somewhere in my rearing, no one bothered to explain to me, in puppy terms, exactly what heavy winds and thundering rain meant. The only thing I know is that it was so incredibly noisy, it kept waking me and my family up.

Then I get up the next morning and see the puppy gods have obviously shined down on me as instead of having to lift my leg to pee on a tree, the trees are all down on the ground waiting for me to jump on them, lift my leg on them, do whatever I want to do with them. Can't tell you how good bark tastes! Yum. Mom says she needs the power back on in the house so she can vacuum up all the pieces of bark I have carried inside the house. I don't get it. I mean, why did she tear them all down if she didn't want me to play on the trees. She claims it wasn't her that did it, but I just don't know.

Mom and dad act like something is wrong, but I know me and my chi buddies are having the best old time in the back yard with all the trees - and gee, the fence is down too! Which doesn't make sense either. Seems like mom wanted us to know we had a bigger play ground now, then she puts a leash on us for our own back yard.

Moms ... they make no sense. But she says hurricanes make no sense.hope everyone else is well.

I'm going to go look around my house and see if I can find something to eat.

Milo

www.chicoandmilos.com

That Dang Cat!!!!

THAT DANG CAT IS SLASHING PRICES AGAIN!!!


That darn cat!! We call him Slasher as he thinks it is fun to slash everything. One time I came home and found my favorite toy slashed. That was bad enough, but this time, he has gone and slashed prices on tons of items in my store. You would think he owned the store or something. But nah, he just hangs out and stirs up trouble.

All we wanted was a fun evening out and about. We went to see the new Batman movie, and when I came home, I had spilled butter on my shirt (I love popcorn). So off I head to the washing machine and what do I find in there? Slasher. Trying to hide the evidence of his slashing - pieces of shredded up price tags strewn all around. He took off like the roadrunner and while trying to catch him, I slid on the other part of his daily escapades, our shopping cart. He has adjusted it so that all standard shipping is now free!!!! Can you believe that? I would fix it if I knew how, but since I haven't been trained on the shopping cart, I guess it is going to stay.

You know what I think I'm going to have to do? Catch the little rascal. I think I'll even offer a $100 reward for merchandise in my store. Stay tuned as I'll send out details soon on how you can help me catch slasher! But I promise I won't "penalize" you by raising the prices on the sale item or undoing the free standard shipping offer. What the heck? I'm feeling generous today! But I would like to catch him and chase him around the house for awhile!

So, I think that's it for today.

*** FREE STANDARD SHIPPING ***
*** Lots of new Clearance items ***
*** Upcoming reward for finding Slasher ***
*** New product being added regularly ***

I think I need a nap now. Or eat a chicken jerky. One or the other.

Milo
www.chicoandmilos.com

Party planning

Woo hoo!!! Party time iis coming!. Who'd thunk? We be real, ya know. Well at least real in our minds!

I hear there is someone in the community with a big crush on me. I am so curious who that might be. They say she swoons when she sees me. So I'm going to get all decked out for our big housewarming party. I know there is a white tuxedo I can get somewhere for the party. I'm thinking the white tails against my black coat will make me quite the looker!

Chico is busy decorating the house for the party. I see him over there with that bowls of dog biscuits. I told him to make sure they were the caviar of dog biscuits - we only want the best for our guests!

Party details will be coming soon. As well as those to die for invites. I know you don't want to miss "the" party of the year at www.chicoandmilos.com All the hip pups will be there!

Milo

We are in Da House!

Caitlyn's is Moving!
June 2008
Greetings!


Caitlyn's K9 Boutique has moved. The e-boxes have been moved. The time came for Milo to share the spotlight with Chico. Now Caitlyn's K9 is now Chico & Milo's Dog House, more specifically www.chicoandmilos.com.

Don't be sad. Chico and Milo are quite the hipsters. They've made new friends in their new 'hood. Some could even say "puppy love" is in the air. And we're bringing all our stuff and of course, redecorating, adding more stylish clothes, formal wear, designer beds, collars, leashes, carriers, and breed specific pet items.Still, nothing's perfect.

It's rumored Slasher the local cat likes to slash product prices when Chico and Milo aren't paying attention. They'll need your help to catch Slasher in the act. Everyone who finds him on one of the new Web site pages is automatically entered to win a $50 gift certificate from Chico's.So stay tuned and make sure you join us for our many house warming parties. We'll be sending out invitations soon!Chico & Milo's Dog House and http://www.chicoandmilos.com coming soon!