That Dang Cat!!!!

THAT DANG CAT IS SLASHING PRICES AGAIN!!!


That darn cat!! We call him Slasher as he thinks it is fun to slash everything. One time I came home and found my favorite toy slashed. That was bad enough, but this time, he has gone and slashed prices on tons of items in my store. You would think he owned the store or something. But nah, he just hangs out and stirs up trouble.

All we wanted was a fun evening out and about. We went to see the new Batman movie, and when I came home, I had spilled butter on my shirt (I love popcorn). So off I head to the washing machine and what do I find in there? Slasher. Trying to hide the evidence of his slashing - pieces of shredded up price tags strewn all around. He took off like the roadrunner and while trying to catch him, I slid on the other part of his daily escapades, our shopping cart. He has adjusted it so that all standard shipping is now free!!!! Can you believe that? I would fix it if I knew how, but since I haven't been trained on the shopping cart, I guess it is going to stay.

You know what I think I'm going to have to do? Catch the little rascal. I think I'll even offer a $100 reward for merchandise in my store. Stay tuned as I'll send out details soon on how you can help me catch slasher! But I promise I won't "penalize" you by raising the prices on the sale item or undoing the free standard shipping offer. What the heck? I'm feeling generous today! But I would like to catch him and chase him around the house for awhile!

So, I think that's it for today.

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I think I need a nap now. Or eat a chicken jerky. One or the other.

Milo
www.chicoandmilos.com